Okay. So here is the long story short. I had a roommate. She dropped and went to another school. Well….so did another girl’s roommate. So guess who got stuck together? Two girls who have NOTHING in common and are not really compatible. WELCOME TO MY LIFE BITCHES.
So, to start things off, when you read what I say my roommate says, imagine it in the voice of the blonde baby mama in Catch and Release. Or Cher from Clueless.
So the first night, it took me about 5 minutes to get the internet up and running. There is wireless campuswide and all you have to do is type in the username and password that was provided to you…..twice.
So I am sitting on my bed and my roommate asks me, “Where it says name do I put Krissy Jones (last name changed)? And what password do I use?” Seriously? SERIOUSLY? First off, her name isn’t even technically Krissy…that is a nickname so why would that be your official school login? Second, really? We were given the info on how to log in a thousand times.
'Cause when you're 18, and you really miss your mommy, you're going to cry. 18 feeling like there’s everything to figure out. Count to ten, take it in, this is life, I still don’t know who I’m gonna be.